nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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spikespiegell:

primadonnagril:

spikespiegell:

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

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officialcocaine:

when you’re a few dollars short and the cashier says its okay

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